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Most Important Points From Real Housewives of Orange County

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The most important things that happened on last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County.
  1. Heather was still emotionally fragile after her confrontation with Shannon the previous evening at Javier’s Cantina. While she liked Shannon and had hoped they could move on from their small argument about seating arrangements she believed her to be a she-Devil.
  2. The place to find cowboy accessories you never intend to wear again is called the Boot Barn and it is off Interstate 5.
  3. Vicki still doesn’t understand why Lizzie has the name of a 5 year-old girl while ignoring the fact she has the name of a waitress at a truck stop diner.
  4. Vicki hopes her son-in-law might reconsider a career in the military if he lives in her house and helps her sell life insurance.
  5. Heather and Terry threw a cowboy themed party to celebrate the construction of their new home. There are important moments in life you should always celebrate….graduating from high school, the birth of a new baby, and the moment a rented tractor digs the first hole in the barren plot of land you intend to build your mega mansion.
  6. Heather’s party featured a Leann Rimes cover band, an onion ring bar, and a scale model of their new mansion for everyone to admire.
  7. Heather was outraged when Shannon arrived to her party 75 minutes late further proving her theory that Shannon wants to destroy her life.
  8. Shannon was late because her husband David was coaching a girl’s basketball game.
  9. Shannon’s husband David offered tequila shots to a blonde woman named Meghan even though his wife was standing right next to him.
  10. Heather asked guests to write good wishes they could bury in a time capsule in the foundation of their house. Tamra wrote: “I hope this shit hole has plumbing problems.”
  11. Tamra and Eddie wore True Religion jeans and bedazzled belt buckles. Eddie wore a sleeveless vest.
  12. Tamra pointed out to Heather that Shannon hates it when she comments on how much higher she lives on the Newport Coast mountain despite living in the same expensive neighborhood. “But I do,” Heather explained. “I live like a God.”
  13. Vicki pretended she suffers from amnesia by introducing herself to Lizzie as if they had never met.
  14. At the conclusion of the hoedown they all took turns riding the mechanical bull. While Heather took her turn David and Eddie encouraged her by asking her to show them how she rides her husband.
  15. Terry stood by with a color coordinated cowboy costume purchased on Amazon.com.
  16. After competing her lackluster ride on the bull Heather asked the technician to turn up the volume for Tamra who proceeded to fly off and nearly break her arm.
  17. Heather pretended the technician went rogue and threatened to fire him even though the party was ending in another 10 minutes. Chills. Forget Valerie Bertinelli, she is the finest actress of her generation.
  18. The medical walk-in doctor assures Tamra her arm is not broken, but her husband does look like he belongs on a parade float.

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Comedian, Author, and Host of Reality Life with Kate Casey podcast.

32 Comments

  1. L

    May 28, 2014 at 3:32 am

    Soo true so funny

    • mm

      Kate

      May 28, 2014 at 3:45 am

      Thank you!

  2. MMJ

    May 28, 2014 at 3:39 am

    I LOVE that you are doing these recaps so I don’t have to watch. But your recaps make me want to watch again. It’s a vicious circle.

    • mm

      Kate

      May 28, 2014 at 3:44 am

      Your note inspires me to move forward when I fear no one is reading my posts.

      • TRACEY

        May 28, 2014 at 1:21 pm

        I read and your hysterical.

        • mm

          Kate

          May 29, 2014 at 2:56 am

          THANK YOU!

    • mm

      Kate

      May 29, 2014 at 3:02 am

      You have to watch for me.

  3. Mama Momtourage

    May 28, 2014 at 4:03 am

    I’m reading your posts and they are spot on!!

    • mm

      Kate

      May 29, 2014 at 3:01 am

      You are the best!

  4. DDJ514

    May 28, 2014 at 4:33 am

    Love your blogs….love this style! One question inre to Eddie: isn’t a best sleeveless to begin with?

    • mm

      Kate

      May 29, 2014 at 3:01 am

      I will just recap it this way. He should start his own tank top line.

  5. DLaughs

    May 28, 2014 at 4:37 am

    Your recaps are priceless. It’s like you are sitting next to me, reading my mind. I love the OC franchise, but the drama this season has consisted of a fight over a chair, tardiness and the fact a woman in her 40s with tied tubes wants a baby….uhhhhm. Kick it up a notch, ladies. Andy Cohen needs to take two women from each franchise, stick them all in Hawaii or something and just sit back…can you imagine Vicki. Tamra, Brandi, Ramona, Teresa, Joanna and Kandi all forced to deal with each other…..omg.

    • mm

      Kate

      May 29, 2014 at 3:01 am

      And to think I wasn’t good enough for the show????

  6. Terry Webb

    May 28, 2014 at 5:15 am

    Hilarious! I read your blog everyday too– its my absolute favorite!!

    • mm

      Kate

      May 29, 2014 at 3:00 am

      Thank you so much!

  7. Sheree

    May 28, 2014 at 5:49 am

    OMG I missed this ep as I am in Fiji. Thank god for your hysterical recap. You are spot on. I love it. Will definitely watch it when I get home though. Those bitches crack me right up!!!

    • mm

      Kate

      May 29, 2014 at 3:00 am

      FIJI? Take me with you!

  8. liza

    May 28, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    I’m reading your posts too! I don’t often comment but I check your site often and love your recaps!

  9. TRACEY

    May 28, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    OMG you have to keep on doing what your doing.. Your awesome!!! Fantastic!!! I chuckle all the time.

    • mm

      Kate

      May 29, 2014 at 2:59 am

      Thank you so much!

  10. Amanda

    May 28, 2014 at 2:08 pm

    Love your posts! I read them all! You’re hilarious and so spot on!
    Thank you for the laughs!!

  11. Meghan

    May 28, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    Love the details. keep it coming.
    peeps in the 07760 are reading!

    • mm

      Kate

      May 29, 2014 at 2:57 am

      RUMSON in the house. I will be there in July.

  12. Carrie

    May 28, 2014 at 2:49 pm

    Love #10, i bet you it’s true!
    on last weeks show:
    isn’t funny that Heather was the one who made the big deal over the chair/seating arrangement at javiers, (she took the chair back while shannon was in the bathroom) yet she think’s Shannon is the crazy one?!
    oh and i love that they took a 6 mile limo ride from Balboa to javiers…

  13. Carrie

    May 29, 2014 at 1:51 am

    Geeezzzzz love it. The mechanical bull gave me so much life.

    • mm

      Kate

      May 29, 2014 at 2:58 am

      They must have driven circles around Crystal cove.

    • mm

      Kate

      May 29, 2014 at 2:59 am

      Me too!!

  14. Ann

    May 29, 2014 at 5:39 am

    In fairness, your recaps make me laugh out loud. You should think about doing the same for the upcoming Bravo “Americans in London” show (not certain of the name)….your humor will go down a treat with the Europeans!

    • mm

      Kate

      May 29, 2014 at 3:33 pm

      YES! I fully plan on doing it. I had quite a bit of UK followers. Love them.

  15. fabiana

    May 29, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    Great comments, and Heather is just getting soooo annoying! I can hardly watch her anymore.

    • mm

      Kate

      May 29, 2014 at 11:25 pm

      Agreed.

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